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To my fellow hokkien understanding friends…

SPM Levels Hokkien Exam Paper

Instructions:

1. Read the passage carefully

2. Grade yourself with the grading system at the end of the passage after reading.

3. Not that difficult, chin chai do lah !

Section A: Orrler Exeminetion (60 marks)

Question:
Singalella why become rich ?

Koo zhar wu chee ay char bor kia, Singalella.

She got two sisters, but the stepmarder and the sisters all damn kuai-lan, so she quite zhia-lat oso.

Last time Singalella got own maid, but now she become the amah.

Everyday must cook lah, clean lah, simi sai mah bao-kah-liao.

If her sister say liak kar zhuak, she liak.

Tak jit zho kah tau-hin.

EPF poon boh.

But then, kay piak eh ah-pek got one son call Ah Ming got party.

So he say, ‘oeh, long chong lai ah.’

Singalella very happy because she never go party before but then her step-marder say, ‘Lee Mana eh-sai kee, this one bahru lu eh sisters wu standard.’

Then Singalella must zho sui-sui for her sisters and step-marder.

Tap pai how, buay zhia, buay koon and buay pang-sai.

That night she only can wave bye bye and then she go back to the kitchen and cook Maggi mee.

Her neighbour came over and ask, ‘Eh, an-zhua lu boh kee party?’

So Singaalella kong, ‘I-wan, lau-bu kong buay-sai, so boh pian.’

She never expect but the neighbour say, ‘Aiyah, kee lah, I give you money.’

So singalella brush teef and zhang-zhui, chen-kor, after that look very different.

She quickly run to opposite of the beh-chia-lor, already 11 o’clock.

At the party, Ah Ming also quite sian because the char bor all boh sui one.

Dance floor even got one ah pek dancing.

Just as Ah Ming told himself, ‘Aiyah see-pay zhia-lat’, Singalella came in.

Ah Ming straight away lau nuar.

‘Wah-lau eh, see-pay heng ah, chee kor buay pai.’

Ah Ming say to Singalella, ‘eh, sui eh, wah ai kah lee zho flen!’

Singalella say ok but Ah Ming like octopus, touch here touch there.

But then just it was 12 o’clock, one ah pek die on the dance floor.

He become ghost and tell Singalella all the good 4D number.

So after that Singalella quickly go and buy 4D, and then tiok tau-pio, zhit-pak ban.

So she pay back the kay-piak eh lau-kay-poh and then kah kee cho sen-lee.

Simi kuan eh sen-lee wah mana eh zhai.

Section B: Grades - Gauge Your command of Hokkien….

A1. Can understand the story and pronounce Hokkien correctly.

Hokkien eh sai, bo beh zao.

A2. Can understand half story and/or cannot pronounce Hokkien properly.

zhia lat

E8. Don’t understand story and/or catch no ball.

leow leow, mai ka lang kong you is Hokkien Lang

F9. Don’t understand rating.

kee see lah, wah mana eh zhai lee kong simi?

昨天
下班的時候
傳聞樂透上看五億七
下班就順路走去買幾張
正當我聚精會神
想要感應數字的時候
忽然間聽到一對年輕男女在對話
‘老公，要不要買樂透’
‘好阿，中了買摩托車車給你’
‘摩托車車ㄟ,真好 CCC’

靠盃
這什麼對話阿？真肉麻
我撇眼一看
似乎是附近的高中生
買完去隔壁吃牛肉麵
結果那對男女也走了近來
就坐在我的隔壁桌
距離大概只有30公分
頓時我有不好的預感
感覺這餐會吃的很反胃

店家裡大概三四個年輕人
我對面
則是坐一個頭髮抓的像塞亞人的粗框眼鏡潮男

坐下來後
疊字情侶開始對話：
‘老婆，你要吃飯飯，還是麵麵？’
‘人家要牛肉麵麵,我還要加辣辣喔(嘟嘴)’
我跟對面的潮男互看一眼
我可以感覺到我們內心的OS應該是一樣的:
(幹,麵麵你媽個頭)

疊字情侶點完餐後
女生整個依偎在男生身上
‘老公，你今天上課有沒想我’
‘當然，我整天上課都馬在想你,嘿嘿’
‘討厭啦 (打鬧狀)’
然後，男生的手就不停的在女生的肩膀，腰和腿摸來摸去
只能說
那一瞬間

我有要失明的感覺

———五分鐘後———-

麵來了
‘老婆,來,嘴嘴開開,快’
‘阿 (張嘴樣) 你這個好大喔 我吃不進去，燙燙啦’
我跟潮男再度無奈的互看一眼
(幹你老師勒，這是A片台詞嗎?)

就這樣
兩個人又繼續淫聲浪語
我覺得整間店5′6個客人加上老闆都已經快受不了她們了
吃了一段時間
疊字男起身跟老闆說要加麵
沒有麵的空檔
這對敬業的情侶
當然還是繼續上演Ａ片

一分鐘後
老闆把剛疊字情侶的麵端過來了
這時候
我對面的另一個潮男也站了起來
把碗遞給老闆
故意很大聲得說:

‘老闆 我也要加麵麵，不要辣辣喔’

幹，頓時整間店都笑了出來
我嘴裡湯也幾乎要噴了出來
笑死我阿
之後　這對男女就安靜下來了
安分的吃完他們的麵

good job!敬這位塞亞粗框潮男
你真是太帥帥了!

爱是不会因为一点挫折而放弃！！！

傍晚的时候，我向窗外一望，刺眼的夕阳反射进我的眼睛，我马上写下了这句子：“玻璃反射橘黄色的阳光咏唱着一整天的疲累，双脚则在地板无力的跳舞”

are made to be broken

初中三的时候当过童子军队长。刚开始犯错的时候被体罚掌上压，常常就是百多下。刚开始真的很难受。那种感觉真的很辛苦。然后就一直想办法不要犯错。结果，不是养成不犯错的习惯，而是对于那种严苛的体罚已经没了感觉，而不介意继续犯错了。有些事情一旦一直重复的话我就会麻木。麻木之后就继续以我的方式来做事情。酱紫讲，你们明白我在讲什么吗？？

不断告诉自己要乐观, 不要被多余的事情挫锐气

有些事情我们永远都不知道真相. 那如果无法知道真相,就让它去吧…

人要乐观,乐观对待每一个事情. 老大,不要伤心,继续努力. 人生有起有落,如果因为问题而退缩,那又怎么能成功呢?